ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS:
1 Hey, what's your problem?
having to answer questions about myself whilst at work on a monday.
after unwisely having spent sunday night on a hot-tubbed penthouse roof in
kensington with limitless supply of very good champagne.
2 What's the best thing about fuzz guitar?
that i can secretly almost play it better than marek :-)
3 What's your favourite Chevy Chase film?
don't do him. that's SO a boys' question! i'm so pedestrian i actually
went to see titanic. 5 times. in the cinema.
4 What your fights (wins/losses) ratio?
again, a boys' question...unless you count verbal matches. lose those
every time as i'm 'Too Emotional'(TM)!
5 How's your self image on a scale of 1-10?
can be one, or eleven. depends on what (or whom) i'm doing.
6 Who needs a good fucking slapping?
i think marek sums it up pretty well. other than that, certain obvious
evil warmongering US and UK politicians. but they need slapping with a good
heavy baseball bat, with large rusty nails sticking out of them. where the
sun don't shine, to quote my good friend vis the spoon. ah, i could go on
forever answering this question...but i shan't. gotta be good to my karma!
7 What makes you happy?
basically, anything that starts with an 's': sex, sun, sport,
singing...erm...socolate? silosophy?! OK, sere goes my seory.
8 How would you like to die?
my way, whatever that will be. as rilke says, 'herr, gib jedem seinen
eigenen tod'. mainly looking back and not having to regret stuff i DIDN'T
do, i guess: 'es gibt nichts gutes, ausser man tut es'.
9 Where's the party?
that'll be my 30th (gulp), at the betsey trotwood in farringdon on april
12th. was gonna lie about my age, but then being 30 does have a certain
melancholic glamour about it. i certainly am trying to convince myself of
that!
10 Who rocks harder Dio or Ozzy?
who? the roolettes do it for me every time, they almost do GnR better than
GnR (ed, you know where to send the money)!
Now say something interesting about yourself...
always 'trying to become who i am' (Nietzsche). interested in
the problem of
existence (8 years in London and still none the wiser). fairly pedestrian
and sometimes downright philistine (having grown up in small redneck german
village) when it comes to film & modern art. quite a decent taste in music
though (kaiserslautern IS the seattle of germany after all). totally
un-rocknroll (can't drink more than 2 pints), neurotic, highly strung,
book-writing philosophy-researching aries astro-nerd, naive to the point of
Most Gullible Woman in the World (TM), honest to the point of being highly
offensive, but never intentionally evil.... mainly, thankfully just curious
about life and still excited by every new day. Yippee!
'Gewiss, so liebt ein Freund den Freund,
wie ich dich liebe, Raetselleben [...]
und hast du einst kein Glueck mehr mir zu geben -
wohlan, noch hast Du Deine Pein!'
(Lou Andreas-Salome)
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